19. How to confuse the pizza delivery guy

Okay, loyal readers... all one of you. I have to share this with you. I ordered a pizza tonight from Papa John's (PJ's for short) and on the special instructions area, since I was ordering online, I put avoid the Velociraptors, b/c I knew my friend Omar was working, and he'd laugh at it. So when the delivery boy gets to my door, it's not Omar. Omar just informed me that the poor guy was extremely confused about the velociraptors. That's what he gets for not being an avid Jurrasic Park fan. I'm beginning to regret tipping him so much.

18. Fuck Family

...and fuck my "friends" and fuck everything right now.

I'm going to stop being so friendly, b/c my kindness just gets raped. repeatedly. in the ass. With a sharp stick. Seriously. I'm just going to keep my close friends and my boyfriend and immediate family in a small kindness bubble, and everyone else that constantly tries to guilt trip me with their bullshit... they can go die.

I'm so fed up right now. I don' t need this stress. I'm going to go back to crying into my mac n' cheese and forget everyone else.