19. How to confuse the pizza delivery guy

Okay, loyal readers... all one of you. I have to share this with you. I ordered a pizza tonight from Papa John's (PJ's for short) and on the special instructions area, since I was ordering online, I put avoid the Velociraptors, b/c I knew my friend Omar was working, and he'd laugh at it. So when the delivery boy gets to my door, it's not Omar. Omar just informed me that the poor guy was extremely confused about the velociraptors. That's what he gets for not being an avid Jurrasic Park fan. I'm beginning to regret tipping him so much.